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China, day one

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Thirty years ago last Tuesday I got on a plane at Heathrow and set off for China. I was 26, and between jobs when a friend of mine, Cheryl, who was studying in Beijing, sent me a card saying she and her roommate Elspeth were just about to set off for Tibet. So, naturally, I asked if I could tag along. The following three months were some of the most extraordinary of my life. China in those days was a bit of a mystery, a totalitarian state where many people still worked the fields in the same way that they had done for 1,000 years or more; and where, generally, their Number One ambition was to be able to afford a bicycle. This is my diary of what happened:

February 10, 1985

Set off for China but didn’t get there. Snowing thickly and the plane, due to take off at 12.25 was delayed for 4½ hours. PIA treated all the passengers to lunch; great long tables full of cheerful Pakistani families with mountains of luggage and huge packets of Pampers nappies going on their holidays; plus me, and Alex, who is apparently the only American mountain guide based in Nepal, a six-foot tall, blond Californian complete with cowboy hat, whacking great mountain boots, plus fours and muscly calves. He had about 50 rucksacks with him and wanted me to check some of them in on my allowance. Didn’t think this was a good idea, but for some reason, agreed. I comforted myself with the idea that he couldn’t be smuggling anything out of Britain and made a mental note to be more assertive in future.

I got to know Terminal Three very well in the next four hours; the bar, the bookshop and, most importantly, the duty-free shop. I bought a two-litre bottle of gin for Cheryl and Elspeth. Even when the flight was called we had to sit in an airport bus for an hour. I began to consider opening the gin, but managed to resist. Eventually got on the plane, which lumbered into the air and, within minutes, landed again in Paris where we took on 15 Chinese people in grey Mao suits. They were led by a guy who looked like Mao’s twin brother and who spoke perfect German. His second in command was a woman who was a kindly intellectual type, who spoke perfect French. On investigation, I found that all of them spoke another language perfectly. But not English.

And then it just went on and on. Awful film, awful food and a three-year-old boy in front of me threw up. I spent the next millenia in a fog of vomit with nothing to read. The most memorable thing about the flight was flying into the dawn. A faint red outline of the wing tip just kept growing and growing until the whole sky was red and orange and pink and green and bright, blazing blue.

Staggered off the plane at Islamabad. It was lovely. The air was fresh and clean and clear and the morning was warm and gentle, nothing like the raw Heathrow afternoon I had left. I didn’t see Alex and his 50 rucksacks, and nobody came to arrest me, so that was ok. But then the problems began. My connecting flight to Beijing had gone. The next one was due in four days. It was just me, the Chinese lot and a young anxious lad called Michael Wong who works at a Chinese takeaway in the Edgware Road.

Indian toilets! How amazing are they! An old woman in a spotless sari welcomed me in, bowing and smiling. She even opened the door to a cubicle for me, and then…well. My mate Gina told me back in London that there would be no toilet paper, but I didn’t believe her. She told me I would have to fling water over myself instead. Oh, how I laughed. And there, in the cubicle, was a silver jug on the floor filled with water. I eventually emerged with sopping jeans and socks to find the woman waiting, bowing and clasping her hands and leading the way to the sink, where she switched on the taps for me. I was obviously not to be trusted with water. She even adjusted the hand drier and pointed it out carefully. Then she waited expectantly and I didn’t know what to do. I knew I was supposed to tip her but I had no Pakistani money. ‘It is quite all right,’ said another woman. ‘I will do it for you. Go, catch your plane.’ Didn’t have the heart to tell her I had four days to wait for it.

Got back to the desk to find Chairman Mao, his entourage, and Michael, clustered anxiously around a PIA official who wasn’t going to let any of us litter up his airport for four days. Too tired to argue, we trailed faithfully after him and he loaded us, like vaguely bleating sheep, on to a plane bound for Karachi. Completely in the opposite direction to Beijing, but hey, what else did we have planned for the day?

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23 thoughts on “China, day one

  1. This takes me back. How naive were we in travel? I don’t know how many times we shared baggage allowance and people did it for me too. It wouldn’t even have dawned on me back then that anything would be amiss. And the toilets. Dihoreyhihay in a Turkish barracks (ex-barracks) into a ‘dropshot’ as we not so fondly called them. Couldn’t find a light switch. Don’t even know if there was one. And no helpful lady with a jug. Ugggh. Those were the days. :/ I’m going to enjoy catching up on this series.

    Posted by scottishmomus | February 22, 2015, 1:26 pm
  2. I get the feeling this is going to be like life itself, there’ll be tears, scares and hopefully some beauty and laughter. We forget how quickly things have changed and how easy it is to get use to luxuries…

    Posted by olganm | February 15, 2015, 9:48 am
  3. Fascinating stuff. Can’t wait for the next instalment. And also – hopefully you’re going to sing the songs from The Sound of Music once you arrive in the mountains of Nepal!

    Posted by Bruce Goodman | February 14, 2015, 9:22 pm
  4. Query: If you are really, really tired and suffering with jetlag etc, does it matter which country you are in? This is v interesting, Lainey.

    Posted by Jools | February 14, 2015, 5:41 pm
  5. Wonderful recollections. I look forward to more in the saga.
    xxx Huge Hugs xxx

    Posted by davidprosser | February 14, 2015, 5:11 pm
  6. A millennia of preschooler vomit sounds like a layer of hell I’d prefer to avoid. Indian toilets as well. I can’t pee anywhere that provides an employee to listen in. Good job with the jug, though. 🙂

    Posted by Naptimethoughts | February 14, 2015, 4:53 pm
  7. Talk about an adventure. Mine sounds dull compared to this! I look forward to the next ‘leg’ of your 4-day wait. 😛

    Posted by Let's CUT the Crap! | February 14, 2015, 2:23 pm
  8. Four days!… I thought I’d suffered badly enough with an unscheduled layover on a flight to Florida last month, but your story is in a whole different league!

    Posted by Jools | February 14, 2015, 1:55 pm
    • I don’t suppose you’d have to wait four days now. It was just a hard place to get to, then. Anyway, I didn’t wait four days in the end. Just seemed like it

      Posted by elainecanham | February 14, 2015, 2:21 pm

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